people at my school: whats your tumblr url
    me: whats tumblr
    people at school: its a website where people follow you, i actually have a lot of followers haha
    me: really how many
    people at school: 60 haha
    me:
    people at school:
    me:
    people at school:
    me: wow thatS A LOt

clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

IS BEING HYDRATED REALLY WORTH ALL THIS PEEING?

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toriealeksandria:

chex69:

toyota:

chaparro26:

toyota:

No but honestly if you have an uncut dick please make sure to pull the foreskin back & clean inside that because not everyone is willing to have cheese in the menu

I like to keep it clean but a Lil smelly :) It still need to taste like Dick otherwise its just like ur sucking a fat finger lol

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Hahahahaa

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the gif is too perfect lmfao

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brookeeverdeen:

*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school

(Source: brookeelizabeths, via spork)

french:

me walking in school:

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me walking out of school:

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